1. Lady Gaga
This broad has a fashion sense that would make Punky Brewster cringe and all the songcraft of a coked-up rave at Barney the Dinosaur's house. Lady Gaga makes Britney Spears look like Madonna.
2. Alex Rodriguez
He ended the season with thousands of accolades because he finally showed up in the playoffs and managed to help the Yankees win their 176th world series. Did we all get amnesia and forget that he began the season by admitting that he was a cheating 'roid noggin' who tested positive and then lied about his illegal drug use to cover it up. Marion Jones just called to say you're a cheat and a liar.
3. Vampires
Give it a rest already. I get it, you have a dental fetish and would love for someone to suck out your internal fluids. Go see a shrink instead of heading out the door to go see New Moon for the 15th time. Besides, aren't there other monster cliches that Hollywood can tromp all over? You know, the undead and Teen Wolves everywhere are feeling a bit left out right now.
4. Sarah Palin
I don't even have any witticisms about this. I would really love it if she could just go away and be a dumbass in the privacy of her own home.
5. TLC (aka: The Learning Channel)
Sure, we managed to get rid of Jon and Kate, but it just keeps getting worse. Shows about little families, little couples, a family comprised of the morbidly obese and a pair of weirdo-zealots who have a new kid like every six weeks or something. It's like a network run by PT Barnum. I can't wait for the fall season when they unveil that albino family living in Butee, Montana. Oh, and I am really jacked about the new show with the conjoined twins in Bakersfield who run a deli/doggy daycare. Just stop it already.
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